Monday 10 June 2013

FAST & FURIOUS 6???











Hi,

Been a while since I gave my own take on a Hollywood movie but after I saw the latest movie from the Fast & Furious franchise, I knew I had to say something.

First of all, if you love Fast cars, flying men and over-used comic punch lines, you will certainly love this movie. It will be nice to see men who weigh 120kg of raw bones and muscle haul themselves in the air like paper kites…well, if that’s what tickles your fancy.

Then of course, there’s the chick fights which starred my all-time favorite; Michelle Rodriguez and for that, I will let the sloppy continuity errors slide. As for the guy fights? It’s all the hardcore, body-slamming, neck-breaking tag-team action you’ll get to see Friday nights on Wrestlemania; the regular actors inclusive. At some point, I thought Dwanye Johnson was about to mount a car and do his signature pose while the audience cheered, “Can you smell what The Rock is cooking?!!”(Who am I kidding? I secretly wished he would) But, don’t get me wrong, there’s more to the fights that I can describe, after all, you did pay N1500 for something you would watch for free on TV.

But hey, don’t go thinking that the movie isn’t a must-see, because you ‘must see’ Ludacris with his shirt off (teehee) and the best part, Jason Statham (yes, you read right…Jason “the Transporter guy” Statham) make a threatening phone call while walking away from an exploding car. That’ll definitely get you thinking why in the world wasn’t he in the other five movies???


xoxo

Saturday 13 April 2013

THE OTHER WOMAN (2)

Hey People,

Hope y'all are having a great weekend.
Here's Part Two...

Love,
C. Uwakwe



Jessica had never been so shocked in her entire life. For a few seconds, she was certain that her heart had stopped beating as she stood there like an ice statue. The woman who had just spoken to her had the calmest expression on her face, topped with a very sinister smile.
Speak! Move! Don’t just stand there! Do something!
But at that moment, her brain could not get her body to act accordingly. Her eyes stayed fixated on the beautiful middle aged woman in front of her as if she was in a mind trance.
How did I get here?
Nearly one year ago, she was standing in this same spot desperately praying for the door to open and a potential customer to walk in. She had been five months at the job and her sales figures were not looking too good. She was on probation for the previous week’s poor performance and her supervisor had threatened to query her and report to HR. It was Thursday and all she had sold was one television set on hire purchase. So leaving her house that morning, she was determined to pull out all her cards to get in sales.
The door had eventually opened and she was the first to meet the man at the door with a flyer and a big smile.
“Would you like to try our new 3D evolution plasma TV sir?” she had said with an urgent tone in her voice practically shoving the colorful flyer into his hand.
He took it with a bewildered look on his face and replied, “A good day to you too ma’am”
Jessica felt a little embarrassed. She had been so eager to make her sale she had forgotten to use to standard greeting which included a “hello” and a “good day.”She had immediately apologized and went on to introduce herself and the products they had on display. While doing that, she took time to look at the tall, handsome well-built man in his early forties. He had on a pair of horn-rimmed glasses and even with his dashing appearance, he had that noticeable air of un-sureness about him.
After her routine introductions, he went on to explain that he was just looking to purchase a new tablet as his had gone caput this morning and wasn’t sure he could survive the day without one. She had been disappointed as she led him to their phone and tablet section to hand him over to the salesperson there. To her surprise, he noticed her dampened spirit and asked her what the matter was. She recalled looking straight into his eyes and feeling a sort of warm comeliness that made her tell him all that she had been through that week. To her surprise, he became so concerned and asked if she didn’t mind, he could purchase a home theatre system for his kids’ room.
Is he an angel or something?
She had been attracted to him from that very moment. He seemed like a sweet, caring man and it had been a while since she had met anyone quite like that. There was only one problem; He was happily married to a beautiful woman who was in studying in the US. They had exchanged contacts and after a few weeks of texting and calling each other, they had decided to have dinner together. When she arrived at the venue, he had prepared a romantic dinner at the Chinese restaurant where they ate and talked for hours. By the end of the evening, she was certain that he too was attracted to her.
“What about your wife?” She had sincerely asked as she lay in his arms later that night. He had pulled her closer to himself, kissed her right ear and whispered into it softly, “there’s enough love in my heart for you both.”
She knew he truly loved her and she loved him to. He was everything she had hoped for in a man and more. He took her to nice places and bought her expensive gifts. Above all, he cared about her family and her general well-being. One time, he had sent a birthday present to her mother and in her excitement, her mother had insisted she brought him home so that he could ‘do the needful’. She recalled tactfully changing the topic because the last thing her mother would want to know was that he was already married with two kids.
All was going on fine until three months ago when she called him for their usual night chat and he didn’t answer. She called him a couple of times more before she got a busy tone. She had been worried that something bad had happened to him especially when he still didn’t answer the next morning. During her break, she took a cab to his Ikoyi office and to her surprise his reception asked her to go into his office and meet him. He seemed happy to see her and she told him she had been worried about him.
“My wife and kids came home late last night,” he said as his face became really sad. She sank heavily into his office sofa as she felt like her whole world was collapsing underneath her. “So what happens to me?” She had asked with her eyes to the ground so he couldn’t see the tears welling up in her eyes. He sat down next to her and took her face gently in his hands before he replied, “I still love you Jess.”
She wanted to believe him but the next few weeks showed that everything had changed. It wasn’t just the unreturned calls and the cancelled dates or even the ten-minute love-making session in their favorite hotel room before dashing home to meet his curfew. Everything was different; her head and her heart felt it. She had tried talking to him about her feelings but he had reassured her with romantic messages and some expensive gifts.
She wanted to hold on and see if it would change until the night he called his wife’s name while making love to her. He had stopped for a second to confirm if she had heard him but her face didn’t betray what she had heard loud and clear. That night after he left, she cried herself to sleep because she knew it was all over. She stopped taking his calls and refused to see him even when he came by the store. He left her countless voice messages and texts, pleading for forgiveness for whatever he had done but she was not moved. She was determined to ignore him until he gave up and left her alone.
Why had SHE stopped sleeping with HER husband?
How do I begin to answer such a question?

TO BE CONTINUED

Thursday 4 April 2013

THE OTHER WOMAN


Hello Peeps!!!

Long time no see eh? Ok...Ok...I admit it, planning a three-phase wedding in six months is far from easy,, even for me. But I'm so glad to be back.
Here's something I've been working on for a bit. 
Lemme know what you think ok?

Love,
C.Uwakwe


Stella knew this street like the back of her hand. But, then again, who didn't?  Sanusi Fafunwa was one of the most popular streets in the Lagos Island Central Business District and at two pm, it was abuzz with activities. Workers rushing back to their offices after a well-needed lunch break, the cars moving in slow motion even during the afternoon rush and the shops displaying their wares, beckoning on passersby in an albeit arrogant manner. It was as though their open doors were open arms, calling out to them to come have a look or taste, to come in and spend their hard earned money.
To come in so they can steal their husbands.
She sighed loud enough for her driver to look into the rearview mirror at her. She quickly averted his concerned gaze by staring out to the street. She had warned him on several occasions in the past that his rearview mirror was for one thing; to see his rear view of the road and not of her, but clearly he was yet to learn. They were now only a few metres away and her heart suddenly started to beat faster. She wasn’t sure what emotion had triggered this reaction; Doubt? Fear?...Concern?
What do you think you are doing?
She had to steady her heart by reassuring herself that she was doing this with the best intentions. She had gone over this more than a hundred times in the last few days, it was almost as if she was rehearsing a role in a school play. If it were really a play, it would be a tragio-comedy with a nicely twisted plot. The audience would be left wondering if she was the villain she appeared to be but, in the end, they would see she was the hero who swooped in the save the day.
Almost there now. You can turn around. You don’t have to cause yourself any more pain.
Pain? She let out a small laugh. What more pain is there? Pain was something she had become accustomed to. Like a lousy neighbor or a friend who was always late. Pain is when your husband comes home each night smelling of a female perfume and has to have guilt sex with you while you pretend to be loving it.
 Yes, pain was her friend now.
It wasn’t all bad before. In fact, it wasn’t all bad now. He had never stopped loving her; it was even safe to say he loved her even more. He told her every day that he had loved her from the very first day he laid eyes on her.

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Stella was having the fun of her life when they met. She had a good job which paid very well, a nice car and a comfortable apartment on the mainland. It was on one of those Friday evenings when she went out to have a drink at an upscale bar that he had seen her. He had walked over to talk to her hours after she had arrived and his friends had given him enough courage to do so.
“You are so beautiful” was what he said while gazing into her eyes like he had seen something wonderful. Stella was completely smitten from the onset, majorly by his innocence and passionate character. From that day onwards, he showered her with all the love, attention and gifts any woman could possibly ask for. When he proposed five months later, there was no doubt in her mind that he was the one she wanted to spend the rest of her life with.
Five years and two kids later, she was still as much in love with him as he was with her. Even when she had to spend sixteen months studying in Louisiana, she had not a single doubt in her mind that he had stay faithful to her.
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Stella shifted uncomfortably in her seat as she looked out at the store just a few minutes away. Its bold red sign post now looked like a grotesque bloody scrawl.
How can you hate someone so much without knowing them?  
How can you hurt someone so much without knowing them?
She asked her driver to find a parking spot and finally got out of the car. She crossed the busy street with caution and headed to the store that sold attractive electrical appliances. As soon as she entered the brightly lit store, she immediately felt chilly but not from the sudden gust of air conditioning.
“Can I help you madam?”
The voice startled her and she spun around to meet a pair of big beautiful brown eyes and an enticing smile. She knew the face too well and suddenly she felt more disgusted than angry. The lady was still smiling and Stella wished she could smack that smile right off her red-painted lips. But she knew that what she was about to say would certainly do that…and more.
“Yes, Can you tell me why you've stopped sleeping with MY husband??”

TO BE CONTINUED

Wednesday 21 March 2012

THE ROAD TO INSANITY (2) by Dr. Rey Smith

Hello People,
I hope you have been having a good week. Mine has been pretty eventful, but, I will give you that gist later. So here's the concluding part of THE ROAD TO INSANITY and it was written by one of my ardent readers; Dr. Rey Smith. It's quite a story, I must say, almost as if I had written it myself.
Check it out!

It was now 11.47pm. Kaka did not know where to go. It’s been over 4 hours she left the house, driving aimlessly about in the rain with her daughter.
She couldn’t go to her parents’. She wasn’t in for the usual endurance pitch from her parents: “You have to endure o. There has never been a single-mother in our family line and you will not be the first”. As if being a single mother is leprosy.
Then she remembered the refuge home for women suffering domestic violence, run by the Stella Damasus, the Nollywood celebrity. She had read about it on the internet.  She looked about for a safe place to stop and park. Then her daughter woke up. While she rocked her back to sleep with one hand, she used the other hand to search on the net with her phone for the address of the refuge home.  117, Adeniran Olusanya, Surulere. 
“Madam settle us o”. She heard a guttural voice from her side of the car. She looked up, there were two men there. Hungry looking, bloodshot eyes, scary faces. She froze. She knew any false move, she would be in trouble. “Madam we no be beggars o. We go waste you and your pikin now if you no cooperate. Wind down, wind down”, the taller, meaner one commanded.  As he spoke, he reached for an object from inside the rucksack he was carrying.
Something told Kaka, “You will be dead in the next minute if you do not move!”.  She summoned her courage and zoomed off at a neck-breaking speed. The two men ran after the car. One of them hit the wind screen and shattered it in the process.  She screamed at the sound of shattered glass. But she moved on.  She was lucky the road was near empty. Her baby was now crying hysterically. “Sorry baby, we will both be okay”. She stopped,  after she had driven at top speed for about 20 minutes, when she got to a gas station where the attendants were wrapping up the day’s activities. She was visibly shaken. 
“Na those bad peoples o. Madam why you too dey waka for night with small pikin like this? Bad peoples is too plenty for road for night o”. That was the response of the night security man as she tried to narrate her ordeal to the attendants. “Where would she start from?” she thought to herself as the yellow-stained-teeth security man walked away apparently in disgust at her for being out so late.
She rolled up her glass and continued her journey to the refuge home. She got there 12:50am. Kaka got out of the car and banged at the gate. No response, no sound. From outside, the place looked desolate. What was she to do? She banged at the gate again. This time harder and repeatedly as she cursed Jide under her breath.
After a while, she heard a voice: “Who is you? We don close o! Come tomorrow”. The sound of a voice was a relief.
Kaka stayed two days in the refuge home before she contacted her parents on phone.  Her parents had gone visiting her at home when they discovered Jide’s almost lifeless body on the floor of the living room with blood stains around his head and on the rug. Kaka was nowhere to be found. They had rushed him to the hospital and he regained consciousness the following day. Her parents were by Jide’s bed side when her call came in. Her mother was livid on the phone: “It is forbidden for you to raise hands to beat your husband, talk less of beating him to a coma. Abomination! I didn’t raise you to be a husband beater o”
No one was willing to hear her own side of the story. She was the villain and Jide, the victim. So sad.  Jide had asked  to be given the phone to speak with her. He apologized profusely to her and asked her to come back home. Kaka would not bulge. Jide was wondering what a scandal it would be, if the church got to know the rift between him and his wife, especially his wife-beating habit. What a shame it would be for the church to learn that his wife had sent him to the hospital bed from beating.  His church membership may dwindle further. He could not afford for this ministry business to fail. What to do? He thought to himself. For the sake of the ministry, he has to keep his family together.
When Jide was out of the hospital the 3rd day, he went to the refuge home with Kaka’s parents and they begged and pressurized her to return to her matrimonial home. She eventually gave in and returned home with Jide.
That was to be the greatest mistake of her life.
The bandage and wound on Jide’s head was explained off to the church and friends as a domestic accident and life went on as usual for another four months.
One Sunday evening, an argument had ensured between Jide and Kaka over an amorous text message Kaka saw on Jide’s phone from one of the church members in the choir. Her hunches had told her all along that something was going down between her husband and Ifeoma. Now, this text confirmed she was right all along. When she confronted her husband with the text, he was enraged. He screamed at her: “What are you doing with my phone! How dare you touch my phone! Since when have you started running through my messages?  You bitch! Don’t you have respect for my privacy?” Kaka barked back: “ Which privacy?  I can’t touch your phone, but I can touch your private part when you are horny. Which one should be more private?”
Jide threw her a blinding slap. She fell on the floor. He lounged at her on the floor, screaming: “You will not get a second chance to humiliate me! You bitch!” He grabbed her head and hit it violently with so much hate in him, on the floor severally. Kaka passed out.
It was Jide himself who rushed her to the hospital. Ironically, as he drove her unconscious body through the streets in his car, the DJ on radio was playing Tracy Chapman’s “Last Night”.
Kaka came out of the coma after five days in the hospital and she was never again to regain her sanity. She had become “one of them thang” at the psychiatric hospital.

Wednesday 29 February 2012

THE ROAD TO INSANITY

Kaka was driving as fast as she possibly could in spite of the pouring rain.
She glanced into the rearview mirror at her one year old baby girl fast asleep in her child seat. She was in her cute Barney pyjamas and her face was as peaceful as an angel.
“Evil angel,” she muttered under her breath as she cursed DNA for giving her all her father’s facial features. She glanced at the sleeping child again. She could almost see the crimson red trickle over the right eye moving towards the right nostril. She shook her head to get the image out and concentrated on what she could make of the road in the heavy downpour. She saw bright red tail lights a few kilometers ahead and thought to herself to follow them. She was going to drive tonight as long as there was a road underneath her tyres. She had money in her bag and fuel in her tank and she was going to go as far as they could take her.
She glanced at her baby once more and suddenly felt pity for the innocent child. What on earth was she going to tell her when she asked why she couldn’t go back home? What was she going to say when she asked for her daddy?
Her mind went back to the Jide, her husband, lying almost lifeless on the living room floor. She was certain that their expensive Persian rug would be soaked in his blood by now. May be he was dead, she thought almost emotionless, or maybe he was just unconscious.
She too had been in that same position, almost a year ago. She recalled that she had just had the baby and they had been arguing about his mother coming to live with them after her first stroke. Her stand was that it would be difficult for her to take care of the baby, go to work and still cater to an invalid. He felt insulted that his mother would be called an invalid instead of believing in faith that she was “strong”. She had emphasized that truly his mother was an invalid since the stroke had left the right side of her body paralyzed and so needed constant attention. She had barely finished her statement when he had given her a resounding slap. It wasn’t one of those slaps that gave you the opportunity to stand and be shocked, it was the kind of slap that sent her spinning across the living room and over the sofa.
She smirked sarcastically as she remembered trying to fight back with all the strength she could muster. That was another mistake because he took that to mean disrespecting his position as head of the house. After a while she pulled her thighs to her chest and curled up into a ball on the floor assuming the only defensive posture she had learnt from her childhood karate lessons. He kicked and punched for a while but when he saw it was impossible to hit her hard enough in that position, he reached for his belt. He had gotten a couple of lashes in before he lost grip of the steel buckle. Amidst her baby’s wailing, she had heard the clang of the metal as it broke into her skull.
She had awoken the next morning in the hospital with short term memory loss and six stitches over her left ear. She recalled there were flowers all over her hospital room and Jide was as apologetic as ever. She had sworn to leave him after that incident but when he got family and friends to plead with her, she decided to stay.
The rain was starting to stop and she breathed a sigh of relief. She looked into the rearview mirror at the face of her baby. The same face had brought her so much pain and unhappiness. Now she only wished she had seen the signs. She wished she had seen something that would make her suspicious before she married him. But there had been nothing, nothing at all.
When Jide proposed to her a year after they started dating, he had just started working in one of the prominent commercial banks. However, after their wedding, the CBN consolidation exercise took place and his bank had to merge with another bank and in the process, Jide lost his job. Shortly after that, he became born again and started spending more time in their neighborhood church than he did at home. They were both hopeful for a new job while she was managing a small business centre within the area. When business was good, she was able to provide for both of them. The real problem started when Jide had a disagreement with the Senior Pastor of the church which led to him leaving the church to establish his own. At first, she had been unsure of the idea of starting a church in their home but she had prayed about it and decided to play the supportive wife.
...to be continued

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