Oh, how I love my married friends.
And in my opinion, married women are the freakiest people i know. On one occasion, i was chatting with a friend who has been married for seven years when she suddenly sent me "You this Chioma, I really wonder what you sound like in bed..."
Yes, I was as shocked as you are right now. First of all because i recall our conversation as being not in the least related to sex and secondly because this my friend is one of the most "church-eous" people i know.
My reply was simply confirmatory, "Madam, please what year did we graduate from school?"
She had sent me an "lol" and yet another shocking message "What? You don't think I know you will like big dicks?"
My dearest, readers, please pardon my language, it is all to drive home a point that I DO NOT feel comfortable with my married girlfriend telling me just outside church today that my arse will definitely look nice when taking it "doggy-style."
It is only my married friends that want to give me a blow by blow account of how sex with their husbands is so great and spontaneous. I have become their sexual sounding board and trust me, that is not fun at all.
Egba mi o!
Chioma
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In Chioma's Mind. They say the human mind is a story that can never be completely told. Well my mind is a story just beginning. I just want you to take my hand as i lead you through the enchanting and exhilirating of Chioma's mind... *N.B: THIS IS SEMI-FICTITIOUS BLOG, ANY RELATIONS TO REAL PEOPLE, PLACES,TIME AND EVENTS ARE BLOWN WAY OUT OF PROPORTION (follow me on twitter- @itzmrsbosslady )
Yeah, married "people" are beyond freaky, one of my friends showed me a text from his wife and lets just say i was blushing for the rest of the day!
ReplyDeleteNa wah ooooooooooo!!!! (i like it tho)
ReplyDeleteNow that you are married! U gotten freaky too abi
ReplyDeleteYou bet! *wink wink*
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